1.Question: What did one campfire say to the other?
Answer
Shall we go out tonight?
2.Question: Why can’t a woman living in the Europe be buried in Canada?
Answer
A living woman cannot be buried anywhere.
3.Question: Why are movie stars considered cool?
Answer
Because they have so many fans.
4.Question: What is white and black, but red all over?
Answer
The newspaper is “read” all over.
5.Question: What is the biggest problem with snow boots?
Answer
Snow boots melt
6.Question: Why do fluorescent lights hum?
Answer
Because they cannot remember the words.
7.Question: What becomes wetter the more it dries?
Answer
A towel
8.Question: What did the ocean say to the beach?
Answer
Nothing; it waved.
9.Question: Where is an ocean with no water?
Answer
On a map
10.Question: What type hair does an ocean have?
Answer
Wavy
11.Question: Why did the clown visit the doctor?
Answer
Because he was feeling a bit funny.
12.Question: What is sticky and brown?
Answer
A stick
13.Question: What happens if you throw a white hat into the Black Sea?
Answer
The hat gets wet.
14.Question: What provides the strength and power to walk through walls?
Answer
A door
15.Question: Why did Superman cross the road?
Answer
He wanted to get to the supermarket.
16.Question: Which nail does a carpenter try to miss?
Answer
His fingernail
17.Question: What do you always see at the beginning of a parade?
Answer
The letter p
18.Question: What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Answer
Frosted Flakes
19.Question: What happened to the human cannonball?
Answer
He got fired.
20.Question: Which room has no walls?
Answer
A mushroom
21.Question: How can a woman go eight days without sleep?
Answer
She sleeps at night.
22.Question: How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor and not crack it?
Answer
No problem, because concrete floors are very hard to crack.
23.Question: How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
Answer
You cannot, because you will never find an elephant with one hand.
24.Question: If two waves have a race, who wins?
Answer
They “tied” (tide).
25.Question: Why did the cowboy ride his mule into town?
Answer
Because his mule was too heavy to carry.
26.Question: What goes up and down, but never moves?
Answer
Stairs
27.Question: What happened to the lion when he ate the clown?
Answer
He felt funny.
28.Question: If a rooster lays an egg on top of the barn roof, which way will it roll?
Answer
It will not roll, because roosters do not lay eggs.
29.Question: How many animals did Moses take into the ark?
Answer
None, because it was Noah who built and loaded the ark.
30.Question: How many legs does an elephant have if you count his trunk as a leg?
Answer
Four, because calling the elephant’s trunk a leg does not make it one.
31.Question: How much dirt is there in a hole that is 3 feet deep, 6 feet long, and 4 feet wide?
Answer
None, because a hole does not have any dirt inside.
32.Question: What did the quilt say to the bed?
Answer
I’ve got you covered.
33.Question: Why did the woman run around her bed at night?
Answer
To catch up on her sleep
34.Question: What can you never eat for breakfast?
Answer
Lunch or dinner
35.Question: What has 4 wheels and flies?
Answer
A garbage truck
36.Question: How many sides does a circle have?
Answer
Two, because it has an inside and an outside.
37.Question: If you imagine you are in a sinking rowboat surrounded by sharks, how would you survive?
Answer
Stop imagining.
38.Question: If ten birds are sitting in a tree and a hunter shoots one, how birds many are left in the tree?
Answer
None, because after one bird got shot, the rest flew away.
39.Question: If a monkey, a squirrel, and a bird are racing to the top of a coconut tree, who will get the banana first?
Answer
None, because you cannot get a banana from a coconut tree.
40.Question: What two words, when combined, hold the most letters?
Answer
Post Office
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