1.Question: What is always coming, but never arrives?
Answer
Tomorrow
2.Question: What can be broken, but is never held?
Answer
A promise
3.Question: What is it that lives if it is fed, and dies if you give it a drink?
Answer
Fire
4.Question: What word would you use to describe a man who does not have all his fingers on one hand?
Answer
Normal, because people usually have half their fingers on one hand.
5.Question: What can one catch that is not thrown?
Answer
A cold
6.Question: What is it that if you have, you want to share me, and if you share, you do not have?
Answer
A secret
7.Question: If a plane crashes on the border between the United States and Canada, where do they bury the survivors?
Answer
Survivors are not buried.
8.Question: If it takes eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men?
Answer
No time, because the wall is already built.
9.Question: If you have a bowl with six apples and you take away four, how many do you have?
Answer
The 4 you took away
10.Question: If you had only one match and entered a dark room containing an oil lamp, some kindling wood, and a newspaper, which would you light first?
Answer
The match
11.Question: If you spell “sit in the tub” s-o-a-k, and you spell “a funny story” j-o-k-e, how do you spell “the white of an egg”?
Answer
a-l-b-u-m-e-n or e-g-g w-h-i-t-e
12.Question: Is it legal for a man to marry his widow’s sister?
Answer
No, but since he is dead it would be hard to do so.
13.Question: If Mrs. John’s bungalow is decorated completely in pink, with the walls, carpet, and furniture all shades of pink, what color are the stairs?
Answer
There are no stairs, because bungalows do not have a second floor.
14.Question: How did the boy kick his soccer ball ten feet, and then have it come back to him on its own?
Answer
He kicked it up.
15.Question: How could a man go outside in the pouring rain without protection, and not have a hair on his head get wet?
Answer
He was bald.
16.Question: If an electric train is moving north at 100mph and a wind is blowing to the west at 10mph, which way does the smoke blow?
Answer
An electric train has no smoke.
17.Question: How was it possible that every single person in an airplane crash died, but two people survived?
Answer
The two survivors were married.
18.Question: What breaks and never falls, and what falls and never breaks?
Answer
Day breaks and night falls
19.Question: Some months have 31 days, others have 30 days, but how many have 28 days?
Answer
All the months have 28 days.
20.Question: “The attorney is my brother,” testified the accountant. But the attorney testified he did not have a brother. Who is lying?
Answer
Neither one, because the accountant was his sister.
21.Question: Uncle Bill’s farm had a terrible storm and all but seven sheep were killed. How many sheep are still alive?
Answer
Seven
22.Question: What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is all the time?
Answer
A widow
23.Question: What do you sit on, sleep on, and brush your teeth with?
Answer
A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush
24.Question: What goes up and down, but always remains in the same place?
Answer
Stairs
25.Question: What is it that goes up, but never comes down?
Answer
Age
26.Question: What happened when the wheel was invented?
Answer
It caused a revolution.
27.Question: What has a head, a tail, but does not have a body?
Answer
A coin
28.Question: Who is bigger, Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, or their baby?
Answer
The baby, since he is a little Bigger.
29.Question: Of you sit a cup on the table facing south while you are on the north side of the table, on which side is the cup’s handle?
Answer
No matter which way the cup is turned, the handle is always on the outside.
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