Questions:
- How can a door be not a door?
- What word starts with IS, ends with AND, and has LA in the middle?
- Why do you always find a mushroom at a party?
- Do you want to hear a joke about potassium?
- Do you know any good jokes about sodium?
- What should one do with a dead chemist?
- What’s a great name for a lawyer?
- What do you call a man in a hole?
- Which is the fastest country in the world?
- What do you get if you throw a million books into the ocean?
- What is the coldest country in the world?
- Why did the house go to the doctor?
- On which roads do ghosts linger?
- What do you call a woman standing on a tennis court?
- What is round and extremely violent?
- What happened to the tiny fortuneteller that escaped from jail?
- What is green and sings?
- What happened when the magician got angry?
- What common eleven-letter word is always spelled incorrectly?
- What did the person who invented the door-knocker win?
- What happened to the woman who fell into the upholstery machine?
- Did you hear what happened to the origami store?
- Why did the banker quit his job?
- What do you find in the middle of nowhere?
- Why was everyone so tired on the April first?
- What did one commode say to the other commode?
- A neutron walks into a cafĂ©, orders breakfast, and asks the waiter, “How much will that be?”
- What is it that stands up, but grows down?
- A photon checks into a hotel. What is her reply when she is asked if she needs any help with her luggage?
- If George’s father has four children – Eenie, Meenie, Miney – what is the name of his fourth child?
Answers:
- When it is a jar. (ajar = “open”)
- Island
- Because he is a fungi (“fun guy”).
- K! (K is the symbol for potassium.)
- Na! (Na is the symbol for sodium.)
- Barium (“Bury him”)
- Sue
- Doug (“dug”)
- Russia (“rush ya”)
- A title wave
- Chili
- Because it had a window pane (“pain”).
- Dead ends
- Annette (“a net)
- A vicious circle
- He was a small medium at large.
- Elvis Parsley
- He pulled his hare (“hair”) out.
- Incorrectly
- The no-bell (“Nobel”) prize
- She was fully recovered.
- It folded.
- He lost interest.
- The letter H
- Because they just completed a March of 31 days.
- You look flushed.
- The waiter replies, “For you? No charge!”
- A candle
- No thank you, I am traveling light.
- George
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