1.What do teens say when they have trouble with even numbers in their math class?
Answer
I can’t even
2.Tuesday, Sam and Peter went to a restaurant to eat lunch. After eating lunch, they paid the bill. But Sam and Peter did not pay the bill, so who did?
Answer
Their friend, Tuesday
3.If you are running in a race and you pass the person in second place, what place are you in?
Answer
Second place
4.I have a thousand wheels, but move I do not. Call me what I am, call me a lot.
Answer
A parking lot
5.Two cannibals were chatting as they had their dinner. One complained that he really quite disliked his new mother-in-law. What was the advice given to him by his companion?
Answer
So just finish your vegetables!
6.What can you throw but not catch?
Answer
Your breath
7.Name three days consecutively where none of the seven days of the week appear.
Answer
Yesterday, today, and tomorrow
8.What happens four times in a teenager’s life, once in adult life and never in childhood?
Answer
The letter E
9.A fashion statement whose name sounds like the upper part of a mobile war machine.
Answer
Tank top
10.If an electric train is traveling south, which way is the smoke going?
Answer
There is no smoke. It’s an electric train.
11.Two fathers and two sons went duck hunting. Each shot a duck, but they shot only three ducks in all. How come?
Answer
The hunters were a man, his son, and his grandson.
12.You walk into a room with a match, a kerosene lamp, a candle, and a fireplace. Which do you light first?
Answer
The match
13.Though it is not an ox, it has horns. Though it is not a donkey, it has packed-saddle. And wherever it goes it leaves silver behind.
Answer
A snail
14.What question can you never answer yes to?
Answer
Are you asleep yet?
15.What has a neck but no head?
Answer
A bottle.
16.Why couldn’t the teacher control her pupils?
Answer
She couldn’t find her glasses.
17.What is red, orange and full of disappointment?
Answer
High school pizza.
18.What book won’t teachers give you credit for reading?
Answer
Facebook.
19.If a chemistry and biology teacher go to a bar, where do they sit?
Answer
The periodic table.
20.Why don’t history teachers want to teach about the Middle Ages?
Answer
It takes too many knights.
21.What do you do if there is a kidnapping at high school?
Answer
You wake him up.
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