1.What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries?
Answer
A towel
2.What do you find at the end of the line?
Answer
The letter E
3.What kind of room has no doors or windows?
Answer
A mushroom
4.How can a man go seven days without sleep?
Answer
He only sleeps at night.
5.What kind of tree can you carry in your hand?
Answer
A palm
6.What did English say to Algebra when they were arguing?
Answer
Don’t change the subject.
7.What fruit is always sad?
Answer
Blueberry
8.What is it that has a bottom at the top of them?
Answer
Your legs
9.During which month do people sleep the least?
Answer
February (There are fewer nights in February.)
10.What gets sharper the more you use it?
Answer
Your brain
11.What can make an octopus laugh?
Answer
Ten tickles (tentacles)
12.What did the beach say when the tide came in?
Answer
Long time, no sea
13.What’s black and white and read all over?
Answer
A newspaper
14.Which weighs more, a pound of feathers or a pound of bricks?
Answer
Neither, they both weigh one pound.
15.What has 13 hearts, but no other organs?
Answer
A deck of playing cards
16.What has a head and a tail, but no body?
Answer
A coin
17.What is so delicate that saying its name breaks it?
Answer
Silence
18.What has to be broken before you can use it?
Answer
An egg
19.What has 13 hearts, but no other organs?
Answer
A deck of playing cards
20.What is the sweetest and most romantic fruit?
Answer
Honeydew
21.What kind of food do mummies like to eat?
Answer
Wraps
22.Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Answer
Because 7 8 9
23.What can you hear but not touch or see?
Answer
Your voice
24.What is full of holes but still holds water?
Answer
A sponge
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