1.What does a cat have that no other animal has?
Answer
Kittens
2.What has two heads, four eyes, six legs, and a tail?
Answer
A cowboy riding his horse
3.What always sleeps with its shoes on?
Answer
A horse
4.What is as big as an elephant, but weighs nothing at all?
Answer
The shadow of an elephant
5.What fur do we get from a Tiger?
Answer
As fur away as possible!
6.Why do dragons sleep all day?
Answer
They like to hunt knights.
7.What can honk without a horn?
Answer
A goose
8.What has a horn but does not honk?
Answer
A rhinoceros
9.What is the greatest worldwide use of cowhide?
Answer
To cover cows
10.What two keys can’t open any doors?
Answer
A donkey and a monkey
11.A frog jumped into a pot of cream and started treading. He soon felt something solid under his feet and was able to hop out of the pot. What did the frog feel under his feet?
Answer
The frog felt butter under his feet, because he churned the cream and made butter.
12.A horse is on a 24 foot chain and wants an apple that is 26 feet away. How can the horse get to the apple?
Answer
The chain is not attached to anything.
13.I can sizzle like bacon, I am made with an egg, and I have plenty of backbone, but lack a good leg. I peel layers like onions, but still remain whole; I can be long, like a flagpole, yet fit in a hole. What am I?
Answer
A snake
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