1.Where do you see a tipsy Aunt, turkey, screaming kids, a parade, an Uncle who is a football super fan, a corn, a picky eater, millennial who can’t stop looking at their phone, a warm pie, a grandma who always you’re too skinny you need to eat more and pants complaining in one place?
Answer
Thanksgiving dinner
2.It is novel, it is big, and it has created a massive outbreak. It makes you stay home, it makes you isolate, it drives people crazy they need to meditate. Schools are closed you need to quarantine it is a little scary that toilet papers disappeared and as of today there ain’t no vaccine. What is it?
Answer
Coronavirus
3.I can laugh, I can cry, I can be the flying hero in the sky. I can dress up, I can be a clown, I can be scary, moody or happy next time around. You see me in the magazine and on TV and I get so many haters and that’s okay with me. I can be the devil, I can be a saint, I can do just about anything what you want me to be, and I still get paid. Who am I?
Answer
An actor
4.I carry a lot of secrets, happy or sad, I drive or walk to my destination even in mud. Rain or shine I go to work to make sure I give you what is truly yours. Everything that I bring with me is destined for only one place which is decided in advance, when I see you happy I might break out with a silly dance. Who am I?
Answer
A mail carrier
5.After booming and zapping is when I emerge, to bring you bright dazzling beauty when I diverge. Some say that I hide enormous wealth, but those riches have always proven stealth. My colors are of beauty, iridescent, luminous and pretty. You can find me somewhere way up high, it might be the land that you heard of once in a lullaby. What am I?
Answer
A rainbow
6.It was a Christmas morning for a family in Pennsylvania when the mother went to the store, the youngest son was watching Peppa Pig on TV, the middle son was doing yoga, the eldest son was mowing the lawn, and the father was reading a newspaper. Then, when it was time to eat everyone discovered that all of the food had been eaten. Who ate all the food?
Answer
The eldest son because it was December in Pennsylvania and the lawn wouldn’t need mowing
7.Joe, Dennis, Jennifer, Angel, Olivia, Abby, Zoe, Stephanie, Ray, the pilot, Scarlet, Nicole and Brad were in an airplane crash and every single person died on board. However, when the ambulance arrived they discovered Julie and Arthur still alive. How did this happen?
Answer
Julie and Arthur were married and are therefore not single
8.A yellow and black dead butterfly is in the middle of a spider web and all of its legs are caught in the web. The spider notices it and comes running at it ready to tie it up and consume it. If the butterfly wants to get away from a spider, would it have the best chance of survival if it fluttered its wings, wiggled its legs or did both?
Answer
It can’t do any of the above because the butterfly is already dead
9.Each day many people from all over the world and all walks of life come and visit me, however they usually only stay for a few minutes. I am considered by many to be very dirty, yucky and gross yet few people would want to live without me. And, whenever people come see me, they reveal to me a part of themselves that they rarely show to others. What or who am I?
Answer
A toilet
10.Catherine and Alexandria went on a vacation. They both got 2 separate hotel rooms. The rooms have no heating and Alexandria was really cold but Catherine was not. Without adding any clothing or wrapping herself in any other material or using any fire for heat, what did Catherine do to stay warm in that cold empty room?
Answer
Catherine huddled in the corner of the room where it is always 90 degrees (think about it…)
11.Imagine that you are trapped inside a windowless building with nothing but a box of matches, 3 candles and a ceramic mug. The flood waters are rising and are currently up to your neck. You are panicking and your heart is beating so fast and your throat is closing up. The door is hopelessly locked and there is no one within 100 miles of you. How can you get out of this situation?
Answer
Stop imagining
12.I can be crushed to pieces but only if I am given away first, I can be clogged and attacked but that’s usually my own doing. No matter how many problems I have, you wouldn’t dare let me go. I can break, fail, wrench and burn at the same time I can be light, warm, whole and heavy, pure, weak, cold, honest and open, sad or happy. What am I?
Answer
A heart
13.It goes up and I go down, it is dazzling and blazing hot. If you look right at it, your eyes will wish you had not. It rises and it sets in different directions, when you stare at it directly there will be some spots in your vision. It is huge and mighty, glorious and bright, it makes everything beautiful from dawn til’ night.
Answer
The sun
14.A woman was driving on the highway when she suddenly got a flat tire. She pulled over and removed the flat tire and was about to replace it with the spare when all four of the wheel nuts were blown by a huge gust of wind off the side of the road and down the cliff. There was no way the woman could get to them. She sat down perplexed and frustrated until a bicyclist passed by and pointed out that she had all the wheel nuts she needed. She applied the advice and safely drove away. What was the advice?
Answer
Take one wheel nut off of the other 3 nuts and put it onto the spare so that each wheel had 3 nuts.
15.In a one story single detached house at the kiddie corner of the road in Omaha, Nebraska, the bedrooms were blue, the kitchen was purple, the living room was green, the garage was brown, the bathrooms were navy, the entry hall was white and the sitting room was orange. What color were the stairs?
Answer
There are no stairs in a one-story house
EmoticonEmoticon