1.Q: Why did the cat go to Minnesota?
A: To get a mini soda!
2.Q: Where do orcas hear music?
A: Orca-stras!
3.Q: Why did the cow cross the road?
A: To get to the udder side.
4.Q: What do you call a fish without an eye?
A: Fsh!
5.Q: What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?
A: Take the words out of his mouth!
6.Q: What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?
A: A chili dog on a bun.
7.Q: Why do fish live in salt water?
A: Because pepper makes them sneeze!
8.Q: Where do mice park their boats?
A: At the hickory dickory dock.
9.Q: Where did the sheep go on vacation?
A: The baaaahamas
10.Q: What do you call a thieving alligator?
A: A crookodile
11.Q: What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?
A: A watch dog.
12.Q: What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
A: A lawn moo-er.
13.Q: What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?
A: Lilly.
14.Q: How does a dog stop a video?
A: He presses the paws button.
15.Q: Why do cows go to New York?
A: To see the moosicals!
16.Q: What do you call lending money to a bison?
A: A buff-a-loan
17.Q: What is the snake’s favorite subject?
A: Hiss-story
18.Q: What is black ,white and red all over?
A: A sunburnt penguin!
19.Q: Why does a dog wag its tail?
A: Because there’s no one else to wag it for him.
20.Q: What is a cat’s favorite movie?
A: The sound of Mew-sic!
21.Q: How do you make a goldfish old?
A: Take away the g!
22.Q: Why did the lamb cross the road?
A: To get to the baaaaarber shop!
23.Q: How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?
A: Squeaky clean!
24.Q: What has four legs and goes “Oom, Oom”?
A: A cow walking backwards!
25.Q: Where do you put barking dogs?
A: In a barking lot.
26.Q: What do you call a pig that’s been arrested for dangerous driving?
A: A road hog.
27.Q: What is a cheetahs favorite food?
A: Fast food!
28.Q: What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?
A: Me-ow!
29.Q: What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?
A: A gummy bear!
30.Q: Why did the dog cross the road twice?
A: He was trying to fetch a boomerang!
31.Q: What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?
A: Its shadow!
32.Q: What do you call a pig who knows karate?
A: Porkchop!
33.Q: Where does an elephant pack his luggage?
A: In his trunk!
34.Q: There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?
A: None, because they were copycats!
35.Q: Which day do fish hate?
A: Fryday!
36.Q: What do you call a cow in a tornado?
A: A milkshake!
37.Q: What did the peanut say to the elephant?
A: Nothing, peanuts don’t talk.
38.Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes?
A: No I deer!
39.Q: Why was the cat afraid of a tree?
A: Because of the bark!
40.Q: How are elephants and trees alike?
A: They both have trunks!
41.Q: What do you call an exploding monkey?
A: A baboom!
42.Q: What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
A: Stuck!
43.Q: What do you call a sleeping bull?
A: A bulldozer!
44.Q. How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?
A. Put him in the front seat.
45.Q: What is the difference between a car and a bull?
A: A car only has one horn.
46.Q: What did the carrot say to the rabbit?
A: Do you want to grab a bite?
47.Q: What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
A: Time to get a new bed!
48.Q: Where does a ten ton elephant sit?
A: Anywhere it wants to!
49.Q: What was the first animal in space?
A: The cow that jumped over the moon!
50.Q: What do you get when you plant a frog?
A: A cr-oak tree.
51.Q: What is the quietest kind of a dog?
A: A hush puppy.
52.Q: How is a dog like a telephone?
A: It has a collar I.D.
53.Q: Why do cows wear bells?
A: Because their horns don’t work.
54.Q: How do you stop an elephant from charging?
A: Take away his credit card!
55.Q: Why do you bring fish to a party?
A: Because it goes good with chips.
56.Q: What would happen if pigs could fly?
A: The price of bacon would go up.
57.Q: How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?
A: Take away his shovel!
58.Q: What did the frog say when he heard “time flies when you are having fun?”
A: Time is fun when you’re having flies!
59.Q: What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?
A: It gave a little wine!
60.Q: Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?
A: To hide in a bag of M&M’s.
61.Q: How do you catch a squirrel?
A: Climb up a tree and act like a nut!
62.Q: Where do fish keep their money?
A: In a river bank!
63.Q: What did one cow say to the other?
A: Mooooooove over!
64.Q: What kind of cat should you never play games with?
A: A cheetah!
65.Q: Why did the turtle cross the road?
A: To get to the shell station.
66.Q: What is black and white and red all over?
A: A skunk with a rash.
67.Q: What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?
A: Five after one.
68.Q: What do whales eat?
A: Fish and ships.
69.Q: What part of a fish weighs the most?
A: The scales.
70.Q: What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?
A: A tyrannosauraus wreck!
71.Q: What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?
A: The banana split!
72.Q: What’s the difference between a fish and a piano?
A: You can’t tuna fish.
73.Q: What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?
A: Anything you like, he can’t hear you.
74.Q: Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
A: It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
75.Q: How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
A: With flood lighting.
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