1. What can jump higher than a building?
Answer: Anything that can jump — buildings don’t jump, silly!
2. An elephant in Africa is called Lala. An elephant in Asia is called Lulu. What do you call an elephant in Antarctica?
Answer: Lost.
3. Imagine you are in a room with no windows or doors. How will you get out?
Answer: Stop imagining.
4. A group of bunnies were having a birthday party. What kind of music were they listening to?
Answer: Hip hop music.
5. Where would you take a sick boat?
Answer: To the dock.
6. What kind of room has no doors or windows?
Answer: A mushroom.
7. I’m orange, I wear a green hat and I sound like a parrot. What am I?
Answer: A Carrot.
8. What fruit can you never cheer up?
Answer: A blueberry.
9. What did the zero say to the eight?
Answer: “Nice belt!”
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